I'll take a Roy Rogers, please.

Want to buy Telly Savalas' last will and testament? How about Gene Roddenberry's? Jay Silverheels? All this, and it's only the male celebrity section of this celebrity collectibles site. And remember

...the folks here at THE CELEBRITY ARCHIVE want to make the following offer: Buy any single document of $20.00 and receive a TRUE copy of the will of JUDY GARLAND, as our gift.

If any of the people I know are into this kind of thing, I hope they don't tell me. I don't want to know.