Cuz I'm Generous
Below, you will find a selection of what happens when you plug Tonto Savalas into this anagram server. On a related note, I'm changing my name to Salsa Van Otto.
A LAVA SNOT SOT
A SAVANTS TOOL
A SAVANTS LOOT- you betcha!
A TONAL VAST SO
A LAST OVA SNOT- I don't want to know what that looks like
A VANS TAO LOST- it's a sad story.
NASAL VAT SOOT
NATAL OVA TOSS- Hey! Quit jumping around out there!
NAVAL ASS TOOT
SALSA VAN OTTO- that's me.
SONATAS VOLTA
SONATAS AT VOL
SAVANTS AT LOO- yes, even they need to go.
SATAN OVA SLOT- We won't go there. Not on this trip, anyway.
SATAN OVA LOST
SATAN VAST LOO- The story of the devil's big toilet
SAVANT AS TOOL
SAVANT AS LOOT- would a savant really make a stable currency?
TOTAL NOVA ASS
TOTAL SANS OVA
AN OAT ASS VOLT- by Acme!
AN ASS VAT TOOL- Who would do that? SSSSSPPPOOOOOOONNNEEEERRRR!
AN ASS VAT LOOT
A LAVA SNOT SOT
A SAVANTS TOOL
A SAVANTS LOOT- you betcha!
A TONAL VAST SO
A LAST OVA SNOT- I don't want to know what that looks like
A VANS TAO LOST- it's a sad story.
NASAL VAT SOOT
NATAL OVA TOSS- Hey! Quit jumping around out there!
NAVAL ASS TOOT
SALSA VAN OTTO- that's me.
SONATAS VOLTA
SONATAS AT VOL
SAVANTS AT LOO- yes, even they need to go.
SATAN OVA SLOT- We won't go there. Not on this trip, anyway.
SATAN OVA LOST
SATAN VAST LOO- The story of the devil's big toilet
SAVANT AS TOOL
SAVANT AS LOOT- would a savant really make a stable currency?
TOTAL NOVA ASS
TOTAL SANS OVA
AN OAT ASS VOLT- by Acme!
AN ASS VAT TOOL- Who would do that? SSSSSPPPOOOOOOONNNEEEERRRR!
AN ASS VAT LOOT
posted by TontoSavalas at 4:01 AM
1 Comments:
Hi. Dr. Weirdness here. I thought I'd stop by and let you all know how this post rates on Dr. Weirdness' Scale of Weirdness.
First off, we're putting this in the 'general' weirdness category. While there are a few ASS's and OVA's running loose in there, I don't see a reall fetish theme. Second, since I don't hava an 'anagram' category, general will have to do.
Is posting a list of rearranged words weird? Why, well, we'll see, shan't we? Not really. It ranks only slightly above lists of unrearranged words- not to be confused with lists of arranged words, which can be pretty tootin' weird. Conclusion: not very weird. Is claiming to change your name to Salsa Van Otto weird? Well, it's a little weird, but we are a doctor of weirdology and would have proferred Sonatas Volta. You could call him Sonny. Now if he had actually changed his name... Conclusion: a little weird, but not really.
Here's where we get a little of the old driew. Those little comments after the anagrams. Man, those are just weird. Some of them are self explanatory, some of them sound like book reports. And who or what is smurf is SPOONER supposed to be? Conclusion: Full marks- for non-coherence and an Acme referrence. Now, the links. The first to an anagram server. Totally normal. One point deduction. The second to some freaky Vishnu/Eric Estrada slash fanfic site. I read about II sentences before my brain forced me to stop. The last one is to a very informative mist of memes all gathered nicely and ready to be plugged into a search engine for a nice afternoon wan- wait porn spew. It's just a list of top searches for porn. Conclusion: Who knows, I gave up.
In conclusion, How weird is this post? Well, how weird is paying a company so you can wear a t-shirt with their advertisements on it? Wow, apples and oranges, huh? Fruit. This is Dr. Weirdness sighing off.
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