Tonto's Reviews
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Anyway, I know that you're all sick of Garageband, but that doesn't mean I'll stop talking about it. I'm in the process of cataloguing all the reviews done under the TontoSavalas signature. Tonto's Reviews is where you'll find them. As of this posting, there are 196 reviews completed. Not all of them (hahaha) are up yet. I'm a lazy bastard. It'll happen, it'll just happen slowly, so bear with me. After all, it's the simply uncouth to bear against a man.
Anyway, I know that you're all sick of Garageband, but that doesn't mean I'll stop talking about it. I'm in the process of cataloguing all the reviews done under the TontoSavalas signature. Tonto's Reviews is where you'll find them. As of this posting, there are 196 reviews completed. Not all of them (hahaha) are up yet. I'm a lazy bastard. It'll happen, it'll just happen slowly, so bear with me. After all, it's the simply uncouth to bear against a man.
posted by TontoSavalas at 9:40 PM
4 Comments:
Here is my favorite review yet concerning my singing and guitar playing abilities.....
tractorjohn said...
no rock + no roll = boring
Well, there's definitely no rock happening here- that's for sure. There's absolutely no songwriting skills portrayed here whatsoever, just pure thoughtless and sloppy wankery.
From the absolutely atrocious vocals (terrbile pitch, mundane phrasing and outright dumb lyrics) to the shoddy guitar solo (meaningless shred-fest) there's nothing here for the listener.
Congratulations on your self indulgent drivel- come back when you've got somthing to offer. You guys would get torn to shreds in a high scholl talent show.
Extra Credit: Stupidest Song I've Ever Heard.
This was the first review for She Keeps Talkin'- which I found hilarious.
schwagrotto said...
I dont know if this was intended but it reminded me of a christmas song. Just in the way the melody during the verses mix with the ambient noise. Sounds like jingle bells or something. Other than that, pretty original and intriguing.
You guys all know my favorite, but here it is again,
Bag of bollox
Who do we sound like ...? hmmm
Well you sound like you're up yer own asses and you can't quite sing. This must mean loads to the artist ot is it just piussing about.
I know a lot of experimental stuff, but this is just sh*t - poor quality ... if you're gunna do stuff when you're high at least mix it when someones sober.
How can anyone write something nice about this piece of rank entertainment ... grow up lol.
You sound like you need a slap ...
Since this review me and flying smee have talked and were going to try dating for awhile, i need someone to provide a good slap
You Go Shadow Buddha, You Go!
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