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Funky Tummy

Greetings and salutations,
In our continuing series of songs being reviewed on GarageBand.com, we have made our way through the review cycle of "Funky Tummy" here is all the info about the song and the reviews that it received. Reviewers are also able to give extra credit to certain elements of a song, a list of the extra credit awards will be shown after all the reviews. See you next time with, "My Face(In The Beaver)".

Funky Tummy(4:38)


Score 2.4 out of 5.0
#82 of 90 in Current Comedy
#378 of 452 in All-Time Comedy

History
This song appears on the hit Buddha All-Stars album, Wall of Sound. Scott sings and plays keys, Mick plays guitar and percussion. This song is about a guy I used to work with at the video store. We'll call him J. There was this cute 18-20 year old girl who would come in all the time and flirt with him. One day she came in with a belly shirt on and that's when we noticed the Funky Tummy. He kinda tried blowing her off after that, but the thing was she didn't want to leave him alone. So I wrote this song about their relationship.

Lyrics
I got a lady, who's after me
Not really pretty, but she ain't ugly
She always comes to see me, never wants to leave
I think I'd do her, but she's got a funky tummy

Funky Tummy
The girl scares the hell out of me
Funky Tummy
She justs wants to screw till a quarter to three
Funky Tummy
You want me

She sent out a letter, came after me
I leaped in the car, put in the key
Smashed in the window, threw her fists at me

Finally I got away from the funky tummy
ahhh
ahhhh

Funky Tummy I won't take you to bed
Funky Tummy don't stick that knife in my head
Funky Tummy please don't make me dead

She came after me, every day and night
It came to the point, to fight or take flight
So we had a meeting, I was filled with fright
After that she became my regular Saturday night

Funky Tummy the sight of your stomach makes me want to vomit
Funky Tummy you have entangled me in your funky shit
Funky Tummy oaghosaigoiangoisdng
Funky Tummy, Funky, Funky Tummy iihiihiaiaii

Funky Tummy, Funky Tummy, Funky Tummy
She's got a funky tummy
Bitch she got a funky tummy

Reviews
is that in tune?
Not that it has to be or anything. I guess the out of tune thing is part of the song, goes well with the vocals, cause they are also off key. The vocals seem muffled. Might want to add some highend in the eq. woah, the vocals just got loud for a min, also normalize. It's it very lucky for you that the song before this was the worst song i've ever heard. The ending gave you an extra point for sounding like the pod race in star wars.
- Aukey from Los Angeles, California on 20Jun2005

Horrible
wasn't funny at all. THey should just give up. Because the production sucked. The lyrics sucked. The music sucked. The singing sucked.It just made me mad.
- HendrixBlink182 from Davenport, Iowa on 19Jun2005

when does?
the song never starts and your voice is really bad. This song is just irritating and not funny. I don't know what it's about cause i can't hear the lyrics.
- speakeazy from Unspecified on 18Jun2005

what the..
It'd be my guess that the key to a good comedy song would be to make sure that the words are heard. Not here. Maybe got 10 words total clearly. Everything was off key and time, and not in a funny way. This IS a joke, but not for the right reasons.
- daveskull from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia on 18Jun2005

The devil has a banjo and its out of tune.
Tune in fellas but I think you will tell me it is the way god intended. They are playing into a small 4 track recorder maybe. Excellent, truly excellent it ounds like the velvet underground but cooler. Lou Reed would donate all his worldy wealth to sound as good as these robots. What a tune! I love things that sound like Lou Reed and The Velvets. They changed the world but didnt have a guitar tuner!
- vontrapp from Abergele, Conwy, United Kingdom on 18Jun2005

Production is lacking
Production is lacking. I cannot understand the lyrics. Band is too loose. Vocals are not very good. Poor mix. Can't find any comedy here.
- ILoveEggsNToast from A City Dump In, Texas on 17Jun2005

sounds like a dying giraffe taking a poop and..
horrible vocals, the guitars get annoying, can't understand the vocals at all. your drummer is either retarded or having a seizure back there, because he's just having a hitting frenzy. This makes me wanna shit
- Cinos from Murray, Kentucky on 15Jun2005

out of tune?
this is pretty crappy. the vocals are hurtin. if it is comedy it is pretty funny
- Braintoggle33 from Gardner, Massachusetts on 15Jun2005

Sounds like the who
in the beginning anyway. I can't make out the humor in the song as the lyrics are unintelligible. They need to be recorded better and enunciated clearly. The guitars are out of tune with the bass.
- Prometheus_Ex from San Clemente, California on 15Jun2005

Noncomformity
Out of key and bad. No musicality. Not much creativity. Not even punk creativity which does not ask much. Straighten up boys and take the hair out of your eyes and look at me. "Conform"
You may go to your room now.
- BreezyVibe from Charlotte, North Carolina on 14Jun2005

nope
the guitars were good.. i like the tunnel effect on the track.. very distorted playing, sounded good,but didnt seem to change pace much.. the singer was an ok singer, but could use some work on keeping his mouth near the mic so he didnt fade out so much.. as far as being a comedy song,i cant really call this funny because i couldnt understand what was being said through most of it
- violentflesh from Augusta, Maine on 14Jun2005

Comedy? No
Musically this has an early Ween feel. A little quite. I would definately work on your recording skills...and your singing skills. I have no idea what you are singing about, nor do I care at this point. Sorry, I think arrangement wise it's alright but everything else needs some polishing. Why is this in comedy?
- Gilliad from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on 14Jun2005

sonic youth meets hangover
i don't consider this comedy as much as just crazy. not that its not cool, i'm just not laughing-or even smiling. however, i do really like the raw feel of the mix while retaining instrument clarity. this could be cool live. and what the hell happened at about 3:50 or so? that was killer. i'd like to know what that sound is and how you got it. nice twist.
- saint_paul_slim from Minneapolis, Minnesota on 14Jun2005

what
was that it was in the comedy and im waiting to laugh that was awful try again somewhere else
- rickdavisrrt from Indian Harbor Be, Florida on 14Jun2005

?
i couldnt understand a word u said. the guitar part coveered it up. but when i could hear u u were really off key. not very funny.
- nateisgreat2308 from Abilene, Texas on 14Jun2005

Yeah this is funny all right
I think the guitar out of tune is supposed to add to the hilariousness, but im not sure. cant really understand what is going on. There is absolutely no reason to this song. ouch
- johnboy0521 from Apopka, Florida on 14Jun2005

Fuck this!
I chose variety show... and what I got was a comedy pair, and this was the first of the two.
First I didn't notice that it's was comedy; and I thought it was total crap... who the hell submit such a song for open critisism. When I realised it was just for fun... it didn't get funny. I don't see the humor in this shit is... you play crappy, so fucking crappy and boring, where's the fun in that? Crappy could be fun if you played something wicked or what ever. This is totally unfun... maybe the lyrics could be funny, but who makes an effort to listen to the lyrics when the music screams; "Boring!" I don't get it, maybe it is funny in your 4th grade class.
- Dangerous_kalle from Bolln�s, Sweden on 14Jun2005

???
i really dont know what to think of this song, its in the comedy genre so i assume the lyrics are supposed to be funny but i cant really understand them very well so i dont know if they are or not, but, however, the way the guy is singing is hilarious, get a better recording and dont stop the rock
- Jeff_Brown from Cuba, New York on 14Jun2005

oh my god
if funny is painstakingly bad, then you win. I couldn't even hear or understand any of the lyrics.
- samhill2 from Cornwall, Ontario, Canada on 14Jun2005

review
goodness. well, it wasn't without charm. I liked the stab at dada music, willy-nilly art for arts sake. It was nice to listen to once to experience the emotion and sonic experimentation of the song. however, I wouldn't play this one constantly, it is over my head and I do believe my mind would melt. I couldn't understand what was being said, so ill just pretend the singer was singing about puppies, tulips, and ballet dancing. all of which im sure you enjoy.
- argylefist from Tinkertown, Kentucky on 14Jun2005

damn...
interesting. couldnt understand a damn thing. there is this thing called a tuner....nevermind. but interesting.
- johnnyfaber from Unspecified on 14Jun2005

my computer speakers are terrible
i had to turn up my computer speakers in order to hear this song (and they're always turned fairly high up). i don't know where it was recorded, but don't ever go there again. even after the volume boost, i still couldn't hear/understand a majority of this song. periodically everything would get loud enough to know that there were vocals, but they were so muddy i have to wonder whether or not they were complete gibberish. i'm hoping that they were. the music was sloppy and uninteresting and i've already addressed the vocals. perhaps after some practice and a better recording i could write a review that addressed more specifics in the song, but as of now, this is all i've got.
- Johnny3Legs from Ducktown, Virginia on 14Jun2005

Admirably Rough But Hard To Listen To
It's a great reminder that playing music can be fun even if you absolutely no idea what you're doing. Any suggestions here would probably be useless and I won't make any unwanted comments that hint that you need to "conform" to some kind of radio standard. It sounds like you're having fun which is way more important then anything someone here might have to say. I actually am really interested in finding out what other people have to say about this.
- milsean from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on 14Jun2005

Stop
Please, please, please there is nothing funny about playing a guitar that far out of tune. I had to stop the song at 1:33 seconds.
- eduby from Stamford, Connecticut on 14Jun2005

Headline!
The intro could a been a little shorter. Definitly some timing issues. Keep working on your skills. The mix in the vocals could've been better. Just keep at it and it'll get better.
- etribe from Amber, Oklahoma on 14Jun2005

oh welll
this was holy moly roly poly well i dont know but flow the go home chicken well ok im gone
- onpoint1 from Old Bridge, New Jersey on 14Jun2005

what in hell is this
Ok this is more a heavy, metal bash the christ out of louise type medley. Holy moley...I don't see the humor in this at all except maybe the tune itself is a joke. Don't know about this one.
- RiggyGiggy from Na, Alberta, Canada on 14Jun2005

santana
The vokal work on this song is just awsome, you should be right next to whitney houston and celine dion. you rock, and those guitars, is it carlos santana?
- Knutsen from Tananger, Norway on 14Jun2005

Points for strangeness though.
This song kinda rocks. Occasionally it finds the groove. At least in the beginning, I was diggin' it. When the voice came in is when I started going "Ehhh...." What up with the vocals. I won't complain about not being able to understand them (I rarely can on these things). However, they're loud and quiet and in parts. Because this is a comedy song, I'm thinking (or maybe hoping) some of the defaults of the song were done on purpose. The humor is lost on me. Weirdness can be funny and I could see this maybe being funny live (anti-rock) but just listening to myself, it's not a great listen.
- gargiulov from San Francisco, California on 14Jun2005

get rid of the boring intro
get rid of the boring intro, its like a minute long and isnt funny? seems pointless, the vocals are really fuzzy and hard to hear in the mix as well so i cant even tell if they are funny. the mix is horrible, the vocals go from not being able to hear them, to extremely loud ,sour and out of place. this song isnt funny. the only funny part is that someone actually wasted time making this.
- riznich from Manitowoc, Wisconsin on 14Jun2005

sound quality is horrid
intro was too long then when singer came on was the worst cat crying ive heard in my time. Quality is bad and so is this song
- Shortyo from Lansdowne, Pennsylvania on 13Jun2005

Review
Soory but the mix is so bad I can't hear the garbled funny lyrics. and your ending is just to weird.
- LarDog011665 from Long Beach, California on 13Jun2005

Extra Credit Awards
Stupidest Song Ever-5
Originality-3
Guitars-3
Male Vocals-2
Drums-2
Production-1
Bass-1
Lyrics-1
Most Rocking Track-1
Smoochiest Love Song-1

Funky Tummy was awarded Track of the Day in Comedy on 6-16-05. It was also awarded Stupidest Song and Best Guitars in Comedy for the week of 6-20-05.

Crackhead Stew

Hey mother f'ers,
In our continuing blah blah blah, this time on GarageBand we decided to make a new song, or more accurately we reconfigured a few old songs. I made up a list of our songs that were shorter than two minutes, separated it by singer and sent it out to Rob, Jeff, and Mick, and asked them to pick one of their own songs. Rob picked Hong Kong Monkey, Jeff picked Song for the Working Girl, Mick picked So High, and I picked Mr. Potatoehead. Then I picked some bits to go before and after the songs, Rob mixed it all together, and whammo you got Crackhead Stew. It was only our second of about 12 songs to get Track of the Day in Experimental Rock. So sit back and read more about the song and what people thought of it. See you next time with, "Funky Tummy".

Crackhead Stew(6:25)


Score 3.0 out of 5.0
#116 of 185 in Current Experimental Rock
#747 of 1505 in All-Time Experimental Rock

History
Well this is going to be tricky, we'll do this one piece at a time.
The Greatest Show-this is all Mick, it is track 2 on the Buddha album Hello, it lasts about 12 seconds.
Mr. Potatoehead-Mick plays the awesome key track on this, Scott sings and does the other noise, it goes to about the 1:45 mark, and originally appeared on the Tonto album Close the Kitchen.
Time and Space-this is a cut from Reefer Madness, it appears on the Buddha album Drowning Into Darkness, it lasts until 1:53.
Song for the Working Girl-Jeff singing and playing guitar, with Mick playing Keys, and Scott providing some background woooo's, it appeared on Tonto's Ruben, Where Are You? album, it lasts until 3:17.
*uck You-another track from the Buddha album Hello, this features Jeff, Scott, and Mick, it lasts until 3:35.
Hong Kong Monkey-appears on the Buddha album Tripping Through Oblivion (Disc 3), Rob sings, Mick plays Keys, Scott plays flute, it lasts until 4:27.
Bakin Like Betty Crocker-Scott talking from the Buddha album Tripping Through Oblivion (Disc 1), it lasts until 4:34.
So High-this is from the Tonto album Manifesto, Mick sings and plays guitar?, Jeff plays bass, it goes until 6:18.
Establishment-this is from the Buddha album Wall of Sound, Scott talking, it lasts until 6:25 or the end depending on how you want to look at it.


Lyrics
Yeah Rob (robarmor@hotmail.com) said that he was going to write them, send him an email reminding him.

Reviews
bad
the sound was bouncing around from right to left back and forth and i couldnt concentrate and then there was this angry talking with some organ sound int he bak, it was dreadful. this really isnt a song in the sense there is not a note sung, and i have no idea what the hell yer talking about or saying. this was really a disgusting display, bad.
- z0180 from Rochester, New York on 21Jun2005

Funny Intro
Too muffled for my taste, I think the beginning would be a lot better if you could differinciate between the instruments. Cool breakdown with the guitars at 1;40. Interesting!
- PettyMusic from Northwest, Florida on 20Jun2005

go intro
I have no idea what the intro was but its cool. This is sounding more like techno than it is rock, could be that I cant distinguish the intruments well...the recording is dreadfull. Kinda sounds like bad hip hop. I like the organ or whatever though. Try not to be so abrasive with the vocals and get a better recording.
- Volta_Minor from Fort Collins, Colorado on 19Jun2005

Where do the ears go?
Zappatas. I would maybe stand a little back from the mic next time. Lay off the beer for a while. Mick Jagger madness in mid red hot chilli fest eating tequila worm. Keep watchin the detectives tho.
- SnrBoaby from Encinadda, Catalunia, Spain on 18Jun2005

1000 f**ks
Intro starts of with a very angry guy shouting, and a musician playing with the pan-effect. The melody is very aggressive, sounds a bit like Atari teenage riot (although you need a crazy 1000bpm beat). Weird lyrics though. Then at about 2:00 something happens. A singer song-writer singing a bit false starts singing about panties. this goes on for about 1:30. It stops and a voice starts speaking and a flute freaks out in the foreground. It sounds like someone has pressed play on tape, at a party where everybody's f*cked up on drugs. I'm not really convinced
- danhen from Odense, Fyn, Denmark on 17Jun2005

Way off focus
Interesting indeed. There is definitely an element of hip-hop here, however I do not understand where the song is heading. Despite my fascination with the originality I get the impression that the awkwardness of the song is simple an excuse for the song to be labelled experimental. The lyrics are a bit lousy as are the vocals. To be honest, this song lacks puspose, focus, is ultimately distracting. I.m not sure if I would really call this music.
- Post_Pleasure from Sydney, New South Wales, Australia on 17Jun2005

what in the he....
The term 'Experimental Rock' obviously draws all sorts of strange concepts, but I can imagine few reviewers going to this category and actually allowing themselves to be subjected to the entirety of this piece. Fortunately, I'm a bit of a masochist. The first segment involved an vastly overdriven barrage of tonal excess. This was broken, uneasily, by a strangely weak section with a gtr and flute that were out of tune with each other, and a vocalist who may have been sincere, but was hopelessly outmatched by the instruments. The next section was dedicated to one Hong Kong Monkey. Long a monkey afficianado, I listened with rapt attention, and was once again disappointed. The final segment was just more of the same. These sections were linked by snatches of 'found' dialogue which only served to re-enforce the opinion that the artist(s) may be more familiar with alternative medications than their parents probably would like. The overall effect is that of a drug-induced attempt at a mock rock opera that needs more polish than Johnson Wax can provide. Please be aware that I am practicing inordinate restraint at having my time wasted like this. If this was an actual sincere attempt, I apologize for my abrasiveness, but the whole idea needs to be refined, re-recorded and put into a context that at least a segment of the audience might be able to relat to, otherwise, you're just committing musical masturbation.
- srm1138 from Wichita Falls, Texas on 16Jun2005

I put your song on
People talking at the beggining...sounds lie it was from a movie or something...I like the distortion on the vocals...and the sund fx..the paaning effects are good..."i put your shoes on"....cool man, cool...The lyrics are hilarious...id consider putting this in the comedy section...lmao...POTATOHEAD....HA. I like the part where he says marijuana...then the song just tottaly changes...ah this is great, 5 out of 5....lol...I truly love it...funny as hell too!
- nosemint from Glen Rock, Pennsylvania on 16Jun2005

Is this Mr T playing the video game zelda
I think the Mr T with rabies voice needs to go and stop playing zelda on crack. Now this is a complete twist after the spawn of satan now we have a whiny cowboy who needs to check if he has schizoprhenia. This is terrifying I cannot express myself enough to say how
much this is a waste of music.
- tornadoofpetals from Glen Riddle Lima, Pennsylvania on 15Jun2005

On/Off/On/Off. Still - No Further Forward
Ping-ponging between one ear and another before some scuzzy faux-scary circus clown on the keyboard tries to put me off reviewing it beyond the obligatory 90-second mark. Yeah, yeah I'll pull your teeth out you, you, you...Oh, there's the tune. Nice and lo-fi, probably recorded on some scrubber's back doorstep, surrounded by cats. Oh, lordy. Cack samples again. How will you try my patience? Or is the tune coming back? Hmm? There he is! bass player as well this time. Good bass riff, guitar likewise. Vocalist could do with a certain something...kick up the arse maybe. "Giving a finger to the establishment" - there is nothing so passe as the avant-garde, mate.
- wmerrowsmith from Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom on 14Jun2005

Glasses
Right off the bat, the mixx sounds verry horrid. The "vocals" sound very hot in the mix and are incoherent. The bass is too overpowering and clips in a few areas, giving back a distorted feel. All the tracks sound out of sync with each other and it resembles one giant mess. Needs severe work.
- Karma_Diver from Tallahassee, Florida on 14Jun2005

Where'd you get these samples?
I like the heavy throbbing distortion in the intro. The second part is less exciting. The strumming guitar is annoying and the lyrics aren't funny enough to carry it. This song is so schizophrenic I'm having trouble reviewing it. As soon as I complete a sentence the song has completely changed. That's always a good thing. Again the singing part at the end, isn't enough to carry the song for as long as it lasts. Maybe you could cut these parts shorter. Overall I like the Mothers of INvention/ Stereopathic Soul Manure feel to it.
- UnnecessaryEvil from Los Angeles, California, Antarctica on 14Jun2005

Shotgun Shack Partytime
"Potatoe headed Bobby was a friend of mine". Truly bizarre and hilarious. Quite satisfactory in the laughter department. The little known WWF sponsor of a child's toy. The music here was very anally expulsive, very free and flowing. Definitely inspired by the influences of some kind of opiate sandwiched between some sort of other narcotic then ingested somehow. I kept hoping you'd get back to potatoe-headed Bobby. I couldn't tell if you were making fun of stoners or agrandizing them. Maybe it could be a little clearer what you're going for. Over-all, I enjoyed the experimentation. The intonation was obviously deliberate and worked well on the peice of canvas that this was. Better recordings of SOME of the parts might be useful in tempering this one. -Marshmallow Man
- splendorlex from Chicago, Illinois on 13Jun2005

Did you really intend for people to hear this..
Sounds like a recording off the board at a live show. Major distortion, uneven mix. Funny lyrics however. Total change at 2 minutes....Again, major distortion and uneven mix, with funny lyrics. Ok, another change around 3 minutes.(insert above comments here)
- W_S_Bridge from Hendersonville, North Carolina on 13Jun2005

arty
i get the instant feeling that yall listen to buckethead. cool lyrics. interesting feel, wuold be perfect as part of a piece of performance art. really dig the vibe.
- mu5ik16 from Los Angeles, California on 13Jun2005

Funny, bizarre
Impressions at the beginning of this song: It seems like quite a funny idea but how can it possibly go on for 6:25? Of course, the answer came around 1:45 when it changed to an almost completely different song. It's like we have a mini-operetta here. I like the experimental form--all of the amusing lyrics have their effect and the sections are short enough to not wear out their welcome. Of course, this isn't the kind of music I'd listen to multiple times. It has that air of novelty music. That being said, it was very amusing to hear this once and I think you'd be very entertaining live. The sound quality is awful, but that almost lends to the charm. You made me laugh.
- DrunkenChopin from Buffalo, New York on 13Jun2005

Truly bizarre
This is genuinely strange, like six minutes of various sounds and conversations and silences and finally a bit of a song thrown in there. It is not remotely enjoybable, but it is vaguely intriguing at times. Feels like the sound of snippets taken from a camcorder tape that's been repeatedly recorded over to leave fagments of what was there before.
- VascoJ from Dublin, Ireland on 13Jun2005

Lengthy Intro
The mix is fair to partly cloudy. Not sure about the lyrics kinda sounds creepy. This seems like a very experimental piece. Not sure what is trying to be accomplished here. Personally the piece to me is not artistic it's garbage. Goood luck.
- monkeyplaydrums from Sheridan, Wyoming on 12Jun2005

Intro was cool
The intro was cool, even though I don't know what it was. I thought the vocals, production, and arragnment were bold, original, cool...I liked it.
- FUNCH from Everytown, New Jersey on 12Jun2005

howdy
this is funny. potato head. I like this - very effective. The marijuana thing is a mistake. This needs to end with the last potato head at 1:35 or so... If it had ended there, I would have given this a 5. Instead, you guys force upon me a whole bunch of mistakes starting with the obvious and uninteresting marijuana thing. The profanity just feels like "hey look at us we're saying dirty words." In the current media landscape, you have to be very careful about the use of profanity. Because you run the risk of being dismissed as stupid. The fly so high part of the song? Just terrible. you guys must be really young. 19? 20? I'll prolly join your fan list. I'm interested in seeing how y'all develop. You obviously have some good instincts. But you can't make so many mistakes.
- mrstrauss from Temple City, California on 12Jun2005

cool
this is wierd but different so its ok potato head not too much to say about this tho except to keep saying potato head
- JoeWitch from Ft Lauderdale, Florida on 11Jun2005

screaming lord beefheart
First 2:00 were great what with the ? and the Mysterians keyboard action and the totally psychotic vocals. The next part was sort of early Flaming Lip type action. Didn't really like the last part -seemed a little too RHCP or something. Interesting mix of styles though. A fairly disturbing number which I'm pretty sure is the intention here - so an excellent job overall.
- harrysson from Hagerstown, Maryland on 11Jun2005

funny. very funny.
Well, the intro is kind of interesting. Crazily panning shouting and stuff. Then a creepy keyboard riff comes in, and then some strange vocals come in about...being a Mr. Potatohead doll? What the hell? I pull your legs off, I pull your eyes. This is by far the stupidest song I thing I've ever heard. But I love it! It's pure chaos and noise! POTATOHEAD! Then around 1:45, the yelling about potatohead stops, and then...what? Strummed acoustic guitar chords? That's definitely a mood shift. Then you start singing about something that seems vaguely sexual...wait, is this about looking at a girl changing through her window? Man, that's just a little bit creepy. But it's funny, especially over the nice ballad-like guitar riff. Then it stops and you here the work fuck over and over. This is quite possibly one of the most unpredictable songs. Then a bunch of random squeaking comes in and starts talking about humping a monkey? THere hand's too big? Wow...this is really funny. Usually, I would hate this and tell you to quit being so immature. Then it goes into a riff that reminds me of the red hot chili peppers, only not quite as good. I'm really not sure what to say about this. Is it genius? Or is it just simply retarded. I really can't tell. All I know is that I like the potatohead part...
- applesandvodka from Misplaced Commas, Are Fun on 11Jun2005

Extra Credit Awards
Originality-5
Stupidest Song Ever-4
Lyrics-3
Keys-2
Bass-1
Mood-1
Male Vocals-1
Programming-1

Crackhead Stew was awarded Track of the Day in Experimental Rock on 6-23-05.