Comments from the Phantasmagoric website

First Name : Rip Van Winkle
URL : http://www.archive.org/index.php
E-mail Address : you know where to find me
Comments & Suggestions : I have lots of comments and suggestions but Ill limit it to one at this time: MORE TONTO, MORE BUDDHA, NOW!!!!!!

First Name : Groogy
URL :
E-mail Address : Oliveoil@Olive.com
Comments & Suggestions : I heard that Tonto Savalas is working on a new album, is this true?

First Name : Thong Thor
URL : frothing@superfreakin.org
E-mail Address : jugjuicemilkin@superfreakin.org
Comments & Suggestions : You guys are my heroes. I cant say enough about how much I love this flaming kraft. You should begin a school to train others to become just like you. We need to laugh at the world more often. Gotta run, my jugjiggers overflowing and theres much work to d

First Name : Harry Johnson
URL :
E-mail Address : Whisper@inmyanalstep
Comments & Suggestions : Tuck me in, Tuck me in, Tuck me in, Deadman.

First Name : Robert S
URL : www.nefarious-web.com
E-mail Address : flipskater0005@yahoo.com
Comments & Suggestions : Found you on the garage band site just checkin out your site later.

First Name : Edgar
URL :
E-mail Address : fweddas@kjaiua.com
Comments & Suggestions : I was just dusting off my mixer and I noticed there was apubic hair caught in one of the knobs. Thats crazy and stuff.

First Name : Walking Tall
URL : twobyfourskickass.com
E-mail Address : bonecrusherwilson@twobyfourskickass.com
Comments & Suggestions : Fuck off man. You aint hip unless youre driving a vintage duster or amc pacer poser. You bon bon boys are fags.

First Name : Bon Vill E.
URL : mybonbonneville.com
E-mail Address : blubonny@mybonbonneville.com
Comments & Suggestions : If you aint drivin Bonneville youre a loser. Besides, all us Bon Bon boys really enjoy trying to run down people who are already injured because were low.

First Name : Ifonna
URL : Ifonnaaxu@axu.com
E-mail Address : ifonnaaxuaquestion@axu.com
Comments & Suggestions : Yo. I fonta ax u just what is yo buznass ho? I had done seent you messin round wit yo cheezedick agein. U crazy damn foo. You bes be checkin yoself now cuz I hat seent you knockin my bitches round, and I aint fon to be takin this bull%$#@ n e mo.

First Name : Slim Jenkins
URL : http://www.slimshimskin.com
E-mail Address : slim@slimshimskin.com
Comments & Suggestions : Tonto: You an dat got damn buddha had done been rompin round my territori gain fuckin wit my bithes. I tol you ten time now not be messin wit my bitches n#@$!a. You bes understan there gon be repercussion round yo hood now. I ant gon ax you gain, an dis t

First Name : stump
URL : http://www.stumpchumpbumpin.edu
E-mail Address : stumpchump1@slamqueen.com
Comments & Suggestions : You should try lying more often. Your illusions are getting you nowhere.

First Name : smackdown
URL : smacking you down
E-mail Address : smacking you up and down for the past 30 years
Comments & Suggestions : to all the lil bitches, SMACK, there is no tonto, no buddha, no tar, no solo, only SMACK

First Name : Angered
URL :
E-mail Address : Imfuckingangry@angry.com
Comments & Suggestions : What is up with these people? What do they do all the time? No New albums in 20 years? DAMN!!

First Name : Confused
URL :
E-mail Address : Imconfused@confusin.com
Comments & Suggestions : What is the story with Tonto/Buddha? Are they broken up or are they recording a new 8 cd album for us fans. I heard Scott Lozon was in a new band called The Plumbers and what is this about T.A.R.?

First Name : Rufus
URL :
E-mail Address : Rufus@gargamel,com
Comments & Suggestions : I think maybe they have broken up. Scott Lozon the bands chief spokesman has been very quiet. Maybe Rueben, Where Are You? was their Abbey Road

First Name : stupid
URL :
E-mail Address : stupid@theboneheads.com
Comments & Suggestions : is it true that the band has broken up??? and that solo projects are abound?? ive heard mention of the TAR project and the J.A. Experience.

First Name :
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E-mail Address :
Comments & Suggestions : ...do you like movies about gladiators???

First Name : tico
URL : man
E-mail Address :
Comments & Suggestions : when are you coming to waco, TX?

First Name :
URL :
E-mail Address :
Comments & Suggestions : MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY!!!

First Name : Mr. Skeptical
URL :
E-mail Address : impossible@noway.com
Comments & Suggestions : I dont believe these so-called albums are real! If they they are really real, lets see the cover art for the albums!

First Name : Gomble
URL :
E-mail Address : Oogy@boogy.com
Comments & Suggestions : Well, here I am inside my own head again. There are three naked fairies circling me. I think the blond one likes me, but she is too shy to say so. You wouldnt think naked fairies would be shy, would you? My dog also told me that all people are different,

First Name : Cha Cha Rodriguiz
URL :
E-mail Address : Plastik.com
Comments & Suggestions : I ate Golden Crisp this morning. Then when I peed later on my pee smelled just like Golden Crisp. Thats crazy and stuff.

First Name : Harry
URL : Anus
E-mail Address : Mytaintstinks.org
Comments & Suggestions : Is it true that Tonto Savalas is going to play in Rome at the Vatican next month?

First Name : Buddha
URL : All
E-mail Address : Star
Comments & Suggestions : Some Tips: 1. Don't forget what the Monkey told you 2. Pet the Mongoose he is your friend 3. Children shouldn't play with Aardvarks 4. Protect your balls around the Jacknife Rabbit 5. Watch out for the Spiders