Bugs
Where do you get your digital recordings of insect sounds? I get mine here.
posted by TontoSavalas at 7:23 PM
The non-Internationally renowned outline for the Award winless Novel.... is now a minor Motion Picture idea.
6 Comments:
Bugs! What the #&$* man! What the hell are you talking about bugs for?!? You promised me you'd post pictures of Bud Cort! Where's my Bud Cort, bitch?
Calm down, my friend, and listen to the soothing sounds of the salt marsh mosquito. Think, would Bud Cort really appreciate your anger?
You're right. The anger only fuels my drive to listen to Icelandic death metal and thats no good for any of us. I find the sounds of the Magnolia root borer quite erotic. How about you?
You freak! You unmitigated, ass-troweling freak! The Magnolia root borer? Magnolia root borer! That vile hussy can't even wax the wings of my prescious Braconid parasitoid and I dare you to say otherwise.
Ha! You have no taste in chitinous femmes and you can't spell. I mean, come on. Lord of the Rings just happened, dude. My precious. My precious.
Speaking of which, Bud Cort would have been a perfect casting choice for Gollum- or hey! any of the hobbits. I'm off to write the one-man off-broadway production of LotR!! Starring Bud Cort... and maybe Mike Farrel as Gandalf. BJ Honeycutt, you sly devil you.
More fucking Bud Cort!!!
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